A checkered scarf that has been used in the Middle East for millenia...which ignoramuses bafflingly believe is the latest fashion accessory invented by "rapper" Weezy/Lil Wayne. Experts widely agree that actually calling a keffiyeh/shemagh a "weezy scarf" will almost certainly result in instant ridicule, derision, and crushing shame.
by Capt.Crunch89 August 6, 2011
Get the Weezy Scarf mug.The act of rubbing one's penis like a lamp until you ejaculate on your neck, representing a scarf, then commencing by making a wish.
Can be performed with a partner.
Can be performed with a partner.
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A handjob that consists of only upstrokes. Name comes from the act looking like a clown pulling many scarves from his pocket.
by Scarfo6969 February 6, 2015
Get the clown scarf mug.A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.
The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!
Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?
Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*
Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.
Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?
Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*
Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.
by faded007 December 21, 2010
Get the The Scarf of Sexual Preference mug.Hipster slang used to indicate when someone is particularly high under the effect of drugs, in analogy with the fact that he is unable to complete simple tasks as for example walk properly and/or put his scarf on.
1. He was so drunk he was stepping on his scarf.
2. Man, that stuff was so good I was stepping on my scarf for hours.
2. Man, that stuff was so good I was stepping on my scarf for hours.
by scarfsteppin November 7, 2013
Get the Stepping on my scarf mug.Pointing at a short skirt someone might say "Is that keeping your cunt warm? That's so short it's just a cunt scarf"
by Terrified and Afraid September 11, 2010
Get the Cunt scarf mug.(Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.
Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.
Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.
Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
by N0Nlethal December 8, 2009
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