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Salsburgh

The village is known to have one of the lowest crime rates in North Lanarkshire due to its rural location. With its various scenic walks, picturesque views for miles and areas which have remained untampered with by man such as the Riven Loch where much wildlife can be discovered, the many that have settled in the village have discovered its quaint and charming friendly community and not many places can boast of 'two landmarks' and 'a natural spring well'.
Some say that the people of Salsburgh are inbred but they clearly haven't been in Airdrie or the surrounding shitehole areas such as Plains.

Also define Airdrie.
Callum:- 'Have you been to Salsburgh recently? They have 3 sheds and a mountains of sheep!'
David:- 'Oh yes Callum...Airdrie is the big cheese ain't it? At least when we fall over we fall on wool and not dirty hypodermic needles!'
by Xbox360FanKid February 19, 2011
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Smalisbury

Reference to how small the city of Salisbury social community is. In other words everyone knows everyone else and nights out become repetitive because you never meet new people or go to new clubs/bars. Weekends become samey, dull and montonous.

This is made worse by the lack of alternative evening activities apart from clubbing/drinking.

The reference is not limited to weekends and clubbing. It may stem from the notion that Salisbury is 'a city amongst the countryside'. There are no nearby cities and therefore Salisbury is like a bubble because people rarely bother to travel elsewhere.

Small - lisbury

Spelt with one 'l' resembling the city name - Smalisbury
Do you want to go into town tonight ?

Nah mate, same people, same places every weekend. Fucking Smalisbury
by gp1v07 August 3, 2012
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Saltsburg

A small town in South Western PA (Est. population of 840), which is characterized by the ruins of an old canal and absolutely boring history of mining salt.
"Saltsburg PA, where dreams go to die."
by CrustyNut January 28, 2012
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Alfie sainsbury

Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude
by Acton Bell February 18, 2022
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last chicken in sainsbury's

refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.
hey, who wants to see the last chicken in sainsbury's
by DUB_JUDAH November 2, 2006
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Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum

Another name for the lispy British tv cook and Sainsbury's bum chum, Jamie Oliver.
Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum is trying to make it illegal to eat what you like.
by Chelsea Sneer January 13, 2009
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sainsburys

supermarket in the uk currently endorsed by fat tongued celeb chef jamie oliver.
jamie oliver says try something different. I say try waitrose instead of sainsburys
by henapen September 17, 2006
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