Jack Russell

Jack russell is a crazy small breed of the Gray wolf, if you hit him, he will hit you back.
In the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.

Human 1: He's running like a jack russell.
Human 2: See? he got tired, a Jack russell will never get tired.

Or:

Labrador: the fuck, why are you running in cyrcles?
Jack russell: I love you.

by Homo-Sapiens September 11, 2016

russette

A lazy employee who wastes company time. A employee who spends many hours of the work day staring at the computer screen and gets nothing done. A person that spends less than 8 hours at work per day. Someone at work who calls home more than 8 times a day to chat or check on their spouse.

You are such a Russette! It's time to do a Russette on my timesheet. Today I am doing a Russette by working less than eight hours.

by Rick Rizzo July 26, 2006

Russell Hantz

A man on Survivor:Samoa who looks like a leprechaun and cons everyone. Uses Shambo (another Survivor contestant) and almost won the show.

To trick someone.

1. Wow, Russell Hanta shoulda won Survivor
2. Man, that con artist on the street totally pulled a Russell Hantz! He took my money!

by Dobby Girl December 22, 2009

Russell

A fatherly figure who is always there to support you.

When Jack broke my heart, Russell put it back together.

by THATSMENIGGA March 24, 2017

Ronda Rousey'd

The act in when you get kicked in the lower jaw, resulting in you getting KO'd by your opponent. A side effect may include a look of disarray in the face.

Dude 1: Hey, man... watch your kicks!
Dude 2: Sorry, Bro.
Dude 1: Yeah, man. I'm not trying to get Ronda Rousey'd

kicked knocked the fuck out KO'd

by Dallen-0 Awesome March 19, 2016

Russell

A person that can last all night and has a huge penis

She wants to bang a russell

by Whiteboy91six April 24, 2017

Russel

youre a fucking player. you have 30 exes and you flirt with anything that walks. you gorgeous and you know it, your financial capability is okay. you still suck tho.

hey, have u heard about that new kid Russel?
yeah, 6 girls asked him out on his birthday.

by Jupiter•• May 5, 2020