Friends with romance

Friends with romance it’s like friends with benefits but with your crush or people you’re involved with romantically it’s like you can’t date them because of personal reasons So you have a friend with romance
Before you say is that like friends with benefits the original definition states is people who do sexual stuff but no feelings but this is for people who do sexual stuff and have feelings but they’re afraid to commit in a relationship or they just can’t be in a relationship because a personal reasons

Tom: hey tom I really like you

Tomtoo: sorry Tom I really like you too but if I’m going to be honest I’m kind of scared to date

Tom: how about we be friends with romance

Tomtoo: ok!!!

by Theawesegyyyyydonny March 4, 2022

Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

by Treg123 November 25, 2009

Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

Romance novel

1. Literary porn.
2. Garbage.

I read a romantic novel and whacked off.

by Pseudonym June 19, 2005

Romance

nature’s way of us getting to finesse each other into fucking each other

And they say romance is dead bro y’all tried buying them shit and everything.

by Dat_Hguy November 20, 2017

Razorblade Romance

A form of preversion.

Sometimes a person who is afraid of necrophilia will combat the act by ingesting razorblades in their penetrateables when they are approaching death. Often, when performed, it's also the cause of death.

"Better not be another razorblade romance..."

*SHLUMP*

"Uh oh..."

See preversions and prevert

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

Bad Romance

1. A song by Lady Gaga

2. When you're in a relationship that you know is bad for you but can't help it. Can be physically abuse, emotionally straining.

Jeff: Did you see Rihanna's pic after the Chris Brown beating?
Matt: Yea, what a bad romance.

by MattLancaster November 8, 2009