Rooster Cube

A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"

He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "

by RC3Industries October 10, 2009

Robsturbate

(verb): What the ladies do when looking at pictures/videos of Robert Pattinson.

M: *yerp*

Y: What are you doing?

M: erm, nothing.

Y: Don’t bother denying it. I know you were robsturbating again. I can see his picture right there. I can't believe you robsturbate in the living room. Did you at least have a robgasm?r

by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009

blow job rooster

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well

Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

roostery

the essence of a rooster.

the rooster on the cornflake box is rather roostery

by a;lsdjf;aoigasdg January 22, 2010

Rosterbation

The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.

After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.

by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010

rooster

a dick. in french it translates to UN COQ and that is a cock and that is a dick.

Dammit score some points!!!!! Were sucking ROOSTER!!!!!!

by FRENCHIE who seems 2 b able 2 speak english February 21, 2004

roster

a roster is a group of girls that can be called on at any time for casual sex, these girls don't know about the roster or each other, to add girls to this group is known as building your roster.

dude she's hot, you should add her to your roster

by BarbellBros January 15, 2016