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retail

One of the shittiest professions...One that causes much depression, psychosis, anger, jealousy, frustration, and anxiety. It is extremely degrading. They never pay people what they are worth; the workers have to deal with a bunch of crap while getting paid peanuts.
I had to go to therapy after working in retail for a decade.

People treat me like I'm stupid because I work in retail.

I work at a retail job where people don't get raises, but instead there's a shitty "Employee of the Month" reward.

I work in retail; therefore, I cannot afford to pay back my student loans or take nice vacations.
by Irene October 17, 2004
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weapons grade retard

The level of being so mentally retarded , that it is actually dangerous if left unattended or in the wrong hands.
Bob was trying to fix the copy machine when Wendy relized he was a " Weapons grade retard " due to the fact he was using a dead fish to hammer the side of it.
by DDT4U October 14, 2012
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Reta

The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, intelligent, sexy and successful person that you can't help but want to be with all the time.
She is so Reta.
by John Edward Howard October 20, 2008
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You fucking retard

Something used to describe how fucking retarded someone actually is.
Jimmy: I just found 2 diamonds and made a hoe with them!
Bob: You fucking retard.
by retardedfrik March 16, 2021
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Retal

An energetic, hyper and loving person, anytime you need her she will always be there and although she is very stubborn she is also very giving. She is an energetic ball of fun and can hardly sit down, she is caring, courageous and beyond gorgeous. If your ever sad she will never hesitate to try to make you feel better or just be there for you. She is always happy when she is included and she loves when someone is there to listen to her problems. She might annoy the crap out of you but in the end of the day there’s nothing you wouldn’t do to hang out with her and you could never imagine your life without her.
Retal is so hyper

Yep that’s her!
by Lolrrr23455&&@ May 11, 2021
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Functioning Retard

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush
Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.

Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
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Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.
Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard
by saintstax March 1, 2019
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