hideous repellent

An Australian liquid comprosed of mysterious substances. Contact with it proves fatal to all excessively ugly individuals.

Person 1: OMG! THAT THING IS SO UGLY!!

Person 2: *Sprays hideous repellent*

Person 1: Oh thank goodness! We're saved!

by Davvrix May 4, 2010

bro repellent

any discussion (usually between those of the female gender) pertaining (but is not limited) to one or more of the following subjects:
periods
wedding dresses
women's rights
abortion
STDs
abstinence
general negativity towards the male gender
dildos
Zack Efron
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber's hair
Justin Bieber's age
Bowel movements (last 4 are synonymous, we know)
anything that is a self cockblock to prevent getting involved with bros or playahs

Girl 1- That frat is filled with a bunch of playahs and bros, why even go?
Girl 2- Oh I just go and drop some bro repellent and any guy that gives a good input I know is worth talking to.
Girl 1- oh wow! thats smart.
Girl 2- Hasn't worked yet in a frat...
Girl 1- Hmmm, maybe cuz they're all literally bro's..of a frat.
Girl 2- Damn.

by bigrondolover999 April 12, 2011

Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

by please enter your username February 16, 2021

girl repellant

noun. Describes a male, typically young (15 - 35) who is interested to the point of total preoccupation with a hobby that bears the badge of geekdom. Examples include: Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Fantasy Role Playing Games, Science Fiction, Electronics. (It is important to explain that a mere interest in such things does not qualify a particular male, it is only the extreme preoccupation in such subjects that qualifies one as "girl repellant". Qualifying behavior would include dressing up as one's favorite character, attending conventions, or merely devoting an inordinate amount of time to said subjects.
Outlyer cases may also include an individual who displays a complete lack of athletic ability, but who has voluminous knowledge of sports trivia and statistics (note: there is a high correlation with success in fantasy sports leagues). Other correlations include an intellectually gifted male who is physically incapable of performing any athletic task. May also accompany social awkwardness, such as a bizarre laugh, strange mannerisms, public belching and/or an incredible lack of fashion sense (more so than the acceptable lack of fashion sense that nearly every straight male displays).

Those dorks who live down the hall are girl repellant. They're all dressed up in Chewbacca costumes heading to another convention.

by LAWDAWG08 October 17, 2008

relex

A combination of 'relax' and 'sex'. Relex is the act of relaxing while having sexual intercourse.

Duder 1: "How was your first time?"

Duder 2: "Oh man it was cool. I was totally relex. I wasn't nervous at all."

Duder 1: "You're my idol dude."

by westfalia December 9, 2009

Repeaters

First Introduced by David Icke. A repeater just repeats what he or she just was told without thinking about it, frustrating someone who finds out whats repeated is a lie. Usually found in government bureaucracies.

Repeaters at the doctors office kept telling me that drugs and surgery are the only cures to what ails me.

by Stephan Smolka January 3, 2009

repeat song

Repeat song
1. a song you can't stop listening to
2. a song you keep playing on repeat
3. a song you that's stuck in your head
4. a song you love so much you repeatedly play it
5. all of the above
Usually reflects on current social, emotional, and/or mental state, etc... (May not always be the case)

Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus is my latest repeat song.

by RandomDerpyGirl September 13, 2013