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Reptile

1.

An animal who has 4 legs (may not be visible like snakes), is almost always cold-blooded(exception Tegu kind), needs heat to suvive, mostly lays eggs, has almost always a dry scaled skin, breaths through lung.

2.
A person who loves heat

3.
A person who is full of stereotypes, like reptiles are.

4.
A person who is despised? No...
1: "Found this turtel, brought it to an animal shelter. I said 'can you keep this amphibian?', they said 'yes, it's a reptile though"

2: "It is 35°C in shadow and he is running around as if it is nothing, such a reptile

3: "This person came to school. They instandly assumed he was a bad person and unpolite. Judged like a Reptile it seems"

4: Just don't use this definition anymore please, was made from people disliking any reptile . Used lies to justify the definition.
by Baum, weil Baum September 13, 2017
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Rectite

from french La rectite translates to The proctitis which is an inflammation of the anus and the lining of the rectum.
"I'm a triple rectified ass son of a bitch
Rectite on my ass and it makes me itch"
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reptiledisfunction

Why is my male lizard shying away from your female lizard, you may ask. False, you would not ask this because my lizard is unaware of his reptiledisfunction, and is ignorantly continuing to approach your lizard as we speak.
by Faroffyetsonear February 24, 2019
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reptilejob

Taking an reptile of some kind, and slamming it down onto your boyfriend's cock and sliding it up and down till he cums inside it.
My girlfriend have me a reptilejob last night, man that bread was so tight, it felt amazing.
by someperson666 September 26, 2019
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reptilejob

Taking an a reptile, and slamming it down onto your boyfriend's cock and sliding it up and down till he cums inside it.
My girlfriend have me a reptilejob last night, man that reptile was so tight, it felt amazing.
by someperson666 September 26, 2019
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Reptile

Leafyishere is a reptile
Calvin:HOLYSHIT ITS LEAFY

Viewer:WTF r r Reptile
by GONKdaHONK May 20, 2020
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Reptile

a gay monkey whore who decides its a good idea to be shit at everything.
Joe Biden is a "Reptile"
by Reptilian Mongoloid January 28, 2021
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