the randall

The act of masturbating with both hands turned inward and knuckles touching.

My hands were dirty but I was horny, so I used the randall move.

by Smokey255 May 29, 2018

Randal

Listless video store clerk from the movie Clerks

Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
(Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels)
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
(Shows him graphic picture from porn mag)
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!

by Eric Meecrob July 28, 2006

Randall

The best boyfriend in the world. A Randall is very energetic and random but also has a calm and collective side. Falls in loves easily and is very fun to be around. Extremely handsome and strong.

Girl 1: Who's her new boyfriend?
Girl 2: It's Randall
Girl 1: Oh that would explain why he's so amazing

by XenaRage June 9, 2011

Randallism

(ran-dul-izm) noun: 1.belief that Randall is greater than all other people. 2. A cult formed by the good people of Bostwana worshiping the total pwnage of Randall over all other forms of life and intelligenge.

The Randallism movement has spread his pwnage all over Southern Africa.

by King Randall July 16, 2008

Randazzo

Randazzo is the world’s most prestigious surname known around the world. The origin is of course Italian clearly the world’s most famous country. Randazzo's are the most beautiful Men and Women and if any one would ever use the name in a negative light it is clearly because they are extremely jealous not to be with or a Randazzo. Randazzo men are know for being intelligent, handsome and carry a large package. Women usually stalk Randazzo men and will not stop pursuing him until she has experienced the package.

I wish I could be a Randazzo!

by Can't Be May 17, 2010

Rhandallion

a majestic, god-like male

He is such a Rhandallion.

by Gettin' Filthy December 20, 2009

Randal Octagonapus

This is the son of the villian in The Laser Collection, Dr. Octagonapus. He was the main charecter in The Laser Collection 3. In it he was a detective trying to solve the serial murders. At the end of the episode he learned his father was the murderer. In The Laser Collection 5, his next appearence, he was acsedently murdered by his father.

Dr.- Randal my boy, come get breakfast!
Randal Octagonapus- Hi dad!
Dr.- BLAHHHH!!!! oops...

by AlekAlos November 10, 2011