Search and Rescue

When the internet answers a question directly from your textbook

Last night, I had to go through a search and rescue to finish those chem problems.

by Baethoven January 2, 2016

Chilean mine rescue

The act of shitting in someones thermos.

Chris went to pour himself a cup of coffe, and was disgusted to find someone had given him the chilean mine rescue.

by branding iron October 21, 2010

Pensi Rescue

Any time a woman needs a man's help for anything she is requesting for Pensi Rescue.

Ashley: Matt I really need your help
Matt: Is this a formal request for Pensi Rescue?
Ashley: ... Dag, yo.

by Mattdavis Fodsdamnit October 10, 2005

Librarian Rescue Squad

Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.

The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Golden Rescue

If you ever encounter someone who is stuck to a frozen pole by their tongue and there is no hot water around you need to be resourceful. Urine is warm enough to dislodge any wet skin or tongue from frozen objects. It is also surprisingly sanitary as well.

My stupid brother thought it would be funny to lick the chair lift while we were skiing. I had no choice but to give him a golden rescue.

by Dachelenne October 18, 2012

Maverick rescue

the unauthorized taking of a neglected dog so it can have a better life elsewhere.

They leave the dog out in all kinds of weather with no shelter and little food.
They won't give the dog up I hope the dog gets a Maverick rescue by a caring person.

by Thvillebear December 2, 2020

Litty Rescue

Dangerously high AF and just happy to be there.

That dude is straight litty rescue right now

by anonymous December 22, 2024