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Operation Military Rescue

The Act of a female soldier giving an injured male soldier a blow job during battle.
John: Hey ed, you ok? I heard your leg was blown off during the mission.

Ed: You heard that right John!!! Not only did I get my leg patched up she gave me an Operation Military Rescue in the process!!!
proceeds to be given the metal of honor the following day
by duckbrawl42 February 22, 2021
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Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
by Sicem bears August 4, 2020
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Maverick rescue

the unauthorized taking of a neglected dog so it can have a better life elsewhere.
They leave the dog out in all kinds of weather with no shelter and little food.
They won't give the dog up I hope the dog gets a Maverick rescue by a caring person.
by Thvillebear December 2, 2020
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Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears
Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.
by Dave Davies August 2, 2022
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Golden Rescue

If you ever encounter someone who is stuck to a frozen pole by their tongue and there is no hot water around you need to be resourceful. Urine is warm enough to dislodge any wet skin or tongue from frozen objects. It is also surprisingly sanitary as well.
My stupid brother thought it would be funny to lick the chair lift while we were skiing. I had no choice but to give him a golden rescue.
by Dachelenne October 18, 2012
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TIK TOK RESCUE

It's an EJACULATION that is too slow and needs to be SPED UP.

The class action lawsuits are baseless.

Make it happen.

PERFECT FAG DATE WAITING.

HEART
Here is the problem is TIK TOK training is too slow and needs TIK TOK RESCUE by the GREAT WALL OF CHINA as PELOSI needs to JET into that BIG MOUTH and let me tell you they might DIE QUICK but one three thousandth of a second would seem like an ETERNITY the SHEER PAIN it would cause on COLLISIION.

Listen the JUDGE needs to throw out all lawsuits against them and do a TIK TOK RESCUE is ORACLE PARK is seeing a vast application of TROJANS AND OPE VIRUSES which is great for research purposes.

Hey guys want to make a lot of money as let's do a UNIQUE TIK TOK RESCUE as let's cover this bitch in the TUSCANY for visiting PARIS the wrong way as not having BOLLARDS to help her with her GOD AWFUL DRIVIMG , BUFFALO!!!!

Listen the guy just wants a real TIK YOK RESCUE honest date that does not repossess their appurtenances or throw them in a nut house or throw them in prison or COCK TEASE them to a GRINDR HALT.

MAGIC MAN and TIK TOK RESCUE ," as stop the SUBTLE and BLATANT ELDER ABUSE and your phony hacking of stealing away their originality.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022
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Litty Rescue

Dangerously high AF and just happy to be there.
That dude is straight litty rescue right now
by anonymous December 22, 2024
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