high-quality problem

high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.

One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."

by frattastic friday November 10, 2009

check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

Quality Leg Gap

Also sometimes known as the "Holt Gap", the Quality Leg Gap is best indicated by the light visible between a woman's legs while she is standing erect, with both legs placed firmly together. When light still shines through just below the crotch, this is indicative of a Quality Leg Gap. Also written QLG or Q.L.G.

She stood there on the beach naked before me, her back to a blazing sunset. As I knelt down before her, the sun's rays streaming through her quality leg gap blinded me so I closed my eyes and dove in.

by FZelnod March 1, 2010

Quality Control

The poor schmuck who is to blame for everything that goes wrong.

Well, Paul in Quality Control should have caught that before it shipped!

by QCSchmuck January 19, 2011

Quality Hick

This isn’t just some scumbag hick. This hick has all the qualities you want in your man/ woman. They like country music, trucks, hunting, and riding cows into the sunset. They always do the right thing and never smoke or chew tobacco.

Damn! That is one quality hick right there!

by Needs a quality hick man November 9, 2017

kist quality

Being really bad at something
Something that is really bad

A: “Look at this broken stairs!!”
B: “Bro, it’s kist quality.”

by NoobGamer0398 August 30, 2019

Potato Quality

A form of media that is of mediocre or bad quality in terms of definition.

"why is the picture so potato quality?"
"why is the video so potato quality?"
"your screen makes the video look so potato."

by FGUYRET4LGJ;KLSDH FLJ April 26, 2020