Guaranteedingly

When you are so sure of something that the standard form of guaranteed doesn’t work

That is guaranteedingly true

by Mypseudonymmsmem December 18, 2018

Guaranteed money

Money that you would likely earn if you're not a self sabotaging fool who blames everyone else for your own idiotic actions.

By fining Antonio Brown, the Raiders voided the $29.125 million worth of guaranteed money in his deal.

by DMOzone September 7, 2019

quarantel

A hotel or motel where one can stay as they travel between countries when faced with 14=21 day mandatory quarantine. These would sanitarily and securely house individuals. They would also provide comfortable isolation and medical treatment if necessary. Another service would be medical clearance certification.

I booked a stay at the LAX quarantel in advance of my foreign travel.

by just-a-thought March 11, 2020

Quarantext

Texting someone you normally wouldn't reach out to due to quarantine. Often out of boredom / knowing the other person isn't busy.

Day 6 of the Coronavirus: I may as well quarantext my ex, it's not like she's doing anything right now.

by Pierre Pumpkinhead March 25, 2020

quarantease

sexting during lockdown

sexting during lockdown, call that quarantease
#guysaresadtoo

by yournumber1admioror March 29, 2020

quarantent

a hangout place (usually a tent) that someone makes to chill in during quarantine.

Joe: what u doing

Chris: watching Disney+ in my quarantent

by hhdhdhdhh April 10, 2020

Quarantinder

A place where desperate people, needy for love and affection go during quarantine.
Thinking they're looking for a soulmate when they're actually just longing for quarantention .

I always refused to download dating apps, but Rona had me joining Quarantinder.

by wonderbaer April 14, 2020