putter

foolish (to shove sand up a hogs a with a timithy stock)

why is bob allways puttering around

by lilpete May 19, 2007

shot putter

code word for an ugly person: the further the shotputt the uglier the girl

ew look at the shotputter. Yeah shes got like 100 yards

by meredith May 13, 2005

putter

weapon of choice by Hinckle

Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.

by mike March 27, 2003

Puttle

Puttle is a simple, competitive putting game for people of all ages and abilities. Puttle combines the precision of golf putting with the excitement of knocking over pins, such as those used in bowling, but only smaller. Scoring in Puttle is the same as golf, low score is the best score. Tournament Puttle is played at a distance of twelve feet, but you can Puttle at any length. Children can handicap their Puttle experience by putting at a distance equal to their age, up to twelve. A six year old would putt from six feet, a twelve year old would Puttle from twelve feet. Scores are tallied after nine or eighteen putts.

"I can't wait to play in The Puttle Tour championship! The trophy is a 30 oz beer tankard, sweet!"

by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009

putterlik

A putterlik is one who licks putters. Licking putters is crucial to the survival of this beautiful creature. Once one starts licking, there is no stopping a putterlik, unless you cut off it's head. Do not approach a putterlik from behind, unless gone unnoticed, for putterliks are vicious creatures with cat-like reflexes, and will rip your head off in one swipe. Putterliks are known to be highly venemous creatures, and there is no known anti- venom available. So don't fuck with a putterlik, or you will die.

"Did you see that putterlik licking joel's putter last night? I wouldn't want to fuck with that putterlik!"

by holly hellcat October 25, 2011

Putter Monkies

A well behaved and cute animal, often associated with cats.

Putter (Put-ter) Monkies

He is my putter monkies.

I do not know what I would do without my putter monkies.

Look at these putter monkies.

(Singular and Plural usage the same)

ant: unloveable, ugly, crude

misspelling: puter monkies, putter monkey

mispronunciation: not said like the golf club

by putter_monkies May 9, 2013

Putterfuck

An outrageously slow or oblivious person on the highway; typically referring to another driver who does not agree with the speaker's style of driving

1. Grandson: Grandpa, why's that man over there driving so slow?

Grandpa: Well Jimmy, that's what we call a putterfuck.

2. God damn putterfuck! Get out of the fast lane!

by Sxeted September 7, 2013