put on the tutu

when a man gives in to a woman's wishes because he doesn't want to lose his sexual privileges (to the point that you expect he will be performing ballet at any minute)

Sandy got Joe to do pilates and yoga. Since he's been with her, he's sure put on the tutu.

by Moonbeam Snowflake January 11, 2010

put on freeze

The silent treatment, especially via text. This can happen after first obtaining a girl's phone number and never hearing back or after a date.

I went out with Hillary once and thought it was cool, but I guess not. I texted her the next day and got put on freeze.

by Canyoukeepup November 2, 2010

Putentang

The juice produced by a wet fart.

Putentang suddenly squirted from my anus.

by Paaaabloooo July 9, 2011

Put on a clinic

Typically used in sports to indicate a player or team is performing exceptionally well to a point where the other team appears amateurish; it's as if the other team is comprised of students attending a sports instructional clinic (i.e. instructor-led athletic skills workshop).

With five touchdown passes, the quarterback really put on a clinic yesterday.

by axldance November 27, 2019

putanginanjir

- A portmanteau of the words Putangina (Tagalog) and Anjir (Bahasa).

- used to express happiness, excitement, joy, anger, anything actually.

- originated from the friendships formed between Filipinos and Indonesians in stan twitter.
- can also be used to find Myday moots

Putanginanjir where my filo and indo moots at?

Gwapo ni Wonpil Putanginanjir!
Putanginanjir aku cantik :3

by Dodongie April 5, 2021

Putin's Puppet

45th President of the United States of America.

Donald Trump is Putin's Puppet.

by Mike Pence January 7, 2017

Putingrad

place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.

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Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!

Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?

Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.

by gnostic3 March 3, 2022