small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.

ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF

by smallpurpleflyingmonkey September 20, 2015

Who’s your Purple?

Purple is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you’ve put them through a lot.

“So who’s your purple?”, “you’re my purple Tehilla.”

by Aaron Merc April 13, 2023

purple nerple

1 (verb) To pinch someones nipple really hard then twist untill the victim starts screaming for their mother

2 (noun) The result of a purple nerple. Just like the word says, your nipple turns purple

"yo man you a peice of peice im gonna give you a purple nerple"
"not the nipples!..... OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"

by C-Lub Ndawg January 8, 2005

Sweater Puppies

Perky tits under a sweater.

Damn, she has some nice sweater puppies.

by Matt Sharp October 11, 2003

puppies and Christmas

The qualities in the world that merit its saving, time and time again.

Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! -Spike

by designs on you July 18, 2006

purple steak

Vagina of a black person

I went out with Shaniqua last night she gave me that purple steak that shit was juicy

by bigdong06 December 11, 2014

GTA Purple Vs Green Alien Gangs Rule

May 15th There will be a fight at LSIA

Rep purple alien gang o green alien gang

other gangs are not allowed to participate in the fight for domination of all of Los Santos.
Rules.
Baseball Bats ONLY NO GUNS because that’s puss shit MELEE FIGHT WITH BASEBALL BATS
NO GUNS
BASEBALL BATS REPEAT BASEBALL BATS
if you’re broke for a 300k alien suit then just wear the colors you gonna rep for the fight .
pull up in your colored car

Pull up

PUROLE GANG OR GREEN GANG
💜💜💜💜🥒💜🥒🍆🥒🥒🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💜💜💜💜💚💜💜💚💜💚💚💚💚💜💜💜💜💚💜💜💚💚💜💜💚💜

GTA Purple Vs Green Alien Gangs Rule
bro : bro what are you?
other bro: i’m purple gang wbu
bro: i’m green...
other bro: fuck you then bitch ass green we setting this may 15th at LSIA pussy ass green
bro: aight bitch ass purple goof fucker

by mr. water bottle May 2, 2020