Purity Ring

A pretty silver ring symbolizing a pledge to stay a virgin until marriage that Christian teenagers wear while they're having underage, premarital sex anyway.

I lost my purity ring while I was fucking the pastor's daughter/son.

by humblesalve March 2, 2009

Punite

From the word 'puny' meaning below average in size. Punite has evolved into a derogatory word meaning a man with a small penis.

Fuck off you punite, I've had it up to here with you.

by tOmmy April 26, 2004

pumite

Person from Mountsorrel

That sorrel pumite will be down later

by hopewell February 14, 2009

puhctek

when you spell ketchup backwards

I love puhctek in my salami

by GAMERBOYEIGHTY November 2, 2019

Purity Stache

A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.

Have you seen Nick's purity stache? No wonder he can't get any girls, it's disgusting.

by lmccalli July 30, 2020

Pubitchitating

When you or someone else are being a bitch and you are going through puberty.

All-female dogs go through pubitchitating.

Present Tense: Pubitchitating
Past Tense: Pubitched
Future Tense: Pubitcher

Jimmy was almost done pubitchitating and he will no longer act like a bitch.

by Nathulu February 4, 2021

phit

To piss and shit at the same time.

Lol sorry had to go take a phit.

by ethanlolcat3 official :))))) October 18, 2021