Protein Shake

a silly metaphor for semen

"Last night Amber swallowed a big cup of my protein shake. She said it was deeeeee-liscious!"

by B.Diddy August 4, 2007

prozzies

British/Australian slang for prostitutes.

John: Those women look rather slutty.
Richard: That's because they're prozzies, mate.

by Fresh Kid Ice June 15, 2010

Plotzing

Bursting, in a non painful sort of way.

You must be Plotzing!

by Fragile Bird September 30, 2009

PROTIP

A joke made by the Phandom, from the video 'Glitter Faces' by DanAndPhilCRAFTS.
It's the april fools joke of 2016 and the evolution of "Don't Cry, CRAFT!"
Posted on every comment on every video of youtube to annoy non-phandom members.

Person 1: "Hey, cool jacket dude!"
Person 2: "Agreed."
Phandom member (aka. in this case Me): "PROTIP"

by PhilsGrassFlops June 26, 2016

Protein Slap

When you wack off and giz in a condom and give some bitch a faceful of protein.

Yo I gizzed in this condom and then i protein slapped this bitch in the face.

by Pimpin aint ez December 14, 2004

pump action protein gun

The penis, especially in reference to the act of manual stimulation followed by ejaculation.

Remember that girl Sally? The other night i gave her a blast in the face with my pump action protein gun.

by J. Tyree January 11, 2009

protein torpedo

Skin Flute

Mr.Sulu was the Protein Torpedo expert on the USS Enterprise, and as such was subjected to several protein torpedo impacts on a regular basis.

by kjhowell March 1, 2009