Whey Protein

What poor mother fuckers drink when they dont have Ultra Peptide 2.0.

Jason: Whey protein.... what poor mother fuckers drink when they don't have Ultra Peptide 2.0.
DaveMan: Word
Jason: Shit sucks. Sucks donkey cock. I think it was designed for girls.

by GoodJobDaveMan January 3, 2010

protein milkshake

The semen a woman swallows after a dude cums.

After Melissa jerked off John, Brenda proceeded to guzzle down his protein milkshake.

by Senior Winces April 16, 2005

protein kiss

A slang term for fellatio. The giver may or may not swallow.

Melissa gave Daniel a mind blowing protein kiss for her birthday.

by sas517 July 24, 2011

protein rocket

a high flying cum loaded projectile launched from a cock intended to impact a chicks face

After I launched a protein rocket into Stacys face she surrended her turd cutter without further adew.

by Nekima May 10, 2006

protein shake

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.

MMMMMM, banana flavour!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

protein surprise

when u tell a chick that ur not gonna cum in her but u do anyway casue its funny

hey, i promise not to sum in ur fun hole, and i won't leave u a protein surprise.

by jack package December 6, 2007

protein

Cum, skeet, man jam, jiz, honey dew...referring to the sexual secretions of the male or female human.

The closet vegan asked, "Where do you get your protein."

I replied, "I get more than enough protein from my favorite food.

by Ganga July 29, 2005