promatic

a word that everyone started saying after they saw that crazy commerical for family guy, on adultswim at 2 AM. really, it has no exact defintion.

1. dude! those waves were so promatic! (awesome, cool, sweet)
2. i got a D in history! my mom is going to go so promatic. (get angry, get mad)
3. the movie was promatic, and lameee! (lame, sucked)

by rebecca schrader September 10, 2005

Profastity

The level of speed and professionalism with which a task is carried out by the little people.

The Executives were very impressed with the profastity in which the highly-gifted manager was able to produce the megadeck.

by Marty's friend April 28, 2005

Procanvic

Noun. A professional cancer victim. Someone who constantly reminds people that they had cancer, no matter how irrelevant it is to the topic/chore at hand or how long ago the cancer struck.

John: Hey, are you caught up on that billing for the last quarter?
Procanvic: I haven't gotten to it yet. You know I had cancer, don't you?

or

Jane: I love to go to the beach with my friends.
Procanvic: Back when I was undergoing chemo I couldn't stay out in the sun very long.

by Video Brooke October 29, 2009

profanity filter

the best thing ever

our server needs a profanity filter

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

profanticize

to use inapproiate words like swear words

Don't profanticize in front of that poor baby.

by chunk97 October 20, 2009

Profanitarian

One who is strongly offended by obscene, blasphemous, or vulgar language.

Stop being such a fucking profanitarian you vaginal-discharge spewing horse vagina!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Promantic

When someone only forms romantic connections with someone who plays a professional sport.

Stacy: “have you read that new romance novel it’s so promantic!”

by SaltWater Siren December 1, 2023