Pretender

A woman who initially attempts to give men the impression that she is a prude and does not indulge in casual sex, but behind closed doors, she is very kinky and more than willing to engage in short-term, non-monogamous 'casual' sex with a man.

Do you know Linda? Linda is a Pretender and a Closet Freak. When she is at church, she behaves as if she will not have sex unless she's married, but if she is attracted to you, she will have sex with you the same night you first make her acquaintance.

I hate women who are Pretenders. They act all innocent, wholesome, and sexually conservative in public, then later you find out that they have videos of themselves participating in an orgy.

I love seducing women who are Pretenders. When you talk dirty to them, at first they act offended ... but then minutes later, they will usually let you know that your erotic dirty talk has them turned on. They love to present a prudish façade to men in order to prevent being labeled a "slut" or a promiscuous whore

by Yeezus Fan December 22, 2013

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Premen

Precum. Before you blow your load, there's the sticky sneak attack of semen. (Pre- semen).

She was dry-humping me so much I filled the hot tub with premen.
Pulling out isn't an effective form of contraception, because you can be screwed over by the premen.

by DTPS February 10, 2010

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Presence Rape

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.

by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018

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drop some presents down the chimney

to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....

Yeah dude I'll be right there. Santa's gotta drop some presents down the chimney

by paranoya ding ding man January 21, 2009

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prebev

The period of drinking before hitting the club or a party. Usually held at somebodys flat or house between the hours of roughly 6 and 11 with your most loyal homies.

'Yo man fancy starting the prebev at mine bout 7 before we head out into town and get messed up?'

'Sounds like a plan!'

by lloydbanks25 August 23, 2009

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