Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

Assed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

Diddly-dee Potatoes

The way an Irishman speaks

"This is haw a Scotsman speaks. "Helleo, Haw are ya? Great pleasure te be heere."

This is haw en Aerishman speaks. "Diddly-dee potatoes"" --Danny Bhoy

by Definemethis August 29, 2012

scoopsky potatoes

When you randomly slap mashed potato's on someone's plate. But you don't work at the restaurant.

SCOOPSKY POTATOES

by Mike the meme man December 16, 2017

all meat and no potatoes

Comes from the 1940's song by Fats Waller, "All That Meat and No Potatoes." The phrase refers to a physically attractive woman with an otherwise nice figure "all that meat", but who is proportionally small breasted, "and no potatoes".

All that meat and no potatoes
Just ain't right, like green tomatoes.
Here I'm waiting, palpitatin',
For all meat and no potatoes.

by underboats5 April 15, 2010

Meat and Potatoes

The defining characteristic of an event, i.e. the best thing about it or the most important thing about.

Here we go thats the meat and potatoes off of that album, or this games the meat and potatoes!

by Ruairi April 14, 2006

beans greens potatoes tomatoes

A sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving

Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving

I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT

by Beans greens potatoes tomatoes November 19, 2016