poon points

Points that lead up to the acquisition of a girl's womanhood. The more poon points one has attained, the more likely they are to get laid.

Guy #1: Dude, you owe me, I got you like 30 poon points today with Ashley.

by zander_r00lz March 4, 2009

Poon-Chen

Poon chen is an infectious disease that causes the intense rotting of the genetalia and can only be treaeted with poon-chen cream except in severe cases. Such cases may only be handled by an expert such as Dr. M. Riding.

"Hey dude, can you help me out, i'm out of cream and my poon-chen is acting up again" - poor sod with poon-chen

by Dr. M. Riding December 1, 2010

acute lead poisoning

This is slang referring to a gunshot wound.

Billy Bob suffered from acute lead poisoning after that fight at the state line last week.

by Duckbutt September 9, 2007

Poison Pill

In business a tactic used by a company threatened with an unwelcome takeover bid to make itself unattractive to the bidder.

A similar method is used in a social setting when one person attempts to deflect or show a lack of interest expressed by another by making his or herself appear socially unattractive or unobtainable.

Once Anthony learned that Kathy was interested in him, he promptly dropped a poison pill by letting it be known he had recently began dating Shelia.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? May 24, 2018

poon slayer

poon slayer- a guy who fucks alot of hot chicks

"He fucked two chicks last night, what a poon slayer!"

by dmudra21 March 11, 2010

Poonable

Some one who you find attractive/want to fuck (poontang).

"Check out that bird, she looks poonable! If you know what i mean." bruce exclaimed. "I have no idea what you mean, bruce" said Kensington MacBallsack.

by Mutilatedzombiecarcass July 25, 2009

Pick your poison

What a bar tender says to a someone when he/she needs to make a choice.

Customer comes in a bar and asks what they prefer to drink. The bar tender suggests some beers or mixed drinks. Then says pick your poison.

by It's me 2 November 13, 2018