Posh rosacea

Used to describe the red blotches that appear on the faces of the British upper class during times of stress or excitement.

Did you see the state of Prince Harry when Prince William got married? His face was covered in red blotches. Total posh rosacea.

by mckenz1e October 5, 2011

Posh Harry

a covert name for masturbation, used commonly by posh people who eat crackers, cheese and chutney for brunch.

I tugged a Posh Harry out of the garden last night

by wilidehndfioollwilly November 29, 2011

Posh Lips

A specific aesthetic profile of the lips widely observed in posh people, often pale pink and of medium volume. Typically posh lips are an unmistakable feature which once seen in someone it cannot be unseen. As it goes, you will know posh lips when you see posh lips.

That posh lipped cunt running the show better open a roller door, let some breeze in or it'll be on for young and old.
Or
Say what you will to me, so long as it's not coming from posh lips we good.

by Pretty sure that's what's up. January 7, 2021

Posh Ghosted

When someone texts you back with excitement but then immediately ghosts you forever with no provocation in order to boost their ego

Example:
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hey!
Person 1: So how is Quebec?
...................................Dialogue Ended...
Person 1 thoughts: Damn I got posh ghosted

by Pyrrhic_revolt March 28, 2022

posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

Posh Southern Twat

A (usually white) person of affluence from the south of England who is so tragically entrenched in the erroneous belief of their own superiority that they are incapable of expressing respect for their peers.

That person is turning their nose up at me for no apparent reason; they must be one of those posh southern twats.

by T-Reason May 31, 2018

posh tits

Small perky tits worn beneath a thin top. Almost looking down at you because theyre so posh.

ooh, check that skinny bit out with the post tits, id stick it in her

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003