Purkeypile

v. To collect useless objects in video games and amass them in a specific location, usu. the player's domicile.

I purkeypiled 217 teddy bears in my lair on Fallout 3 and it looks awesome.

by rowany December 17, 2008

Pokey-bum-wank

One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.

Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.

by MisterLee October 7, 2003

pokey jabby

What we use to mix a bowl of partially smoked ganja. Usually a screwdriver of some sort or a pair of tweezers.

The bowl ain't done... let me pull out my pokey jabby.

by matt February 20, 2005

Porky Pig

v. The act of waking up in the morning after a drunken night, wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants. Similar to the wardrobe choices of Porky Pig.

Tom told everyone at the lunch table that he had seen a guy porky pigging it, but they knew he was lying to get friends.

Charlie is always porky pigging it, because he's a lame-ass drunkard.

by My Hibachi April 17, 2006

porkeling

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.

His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef

by Thomas J April 4, 2006

Porky

A big lie. From the english rhyming slang 'porky pies', which rhymes with lies.

Axel: Did you hear that I was elected pope?
Jeeves: Thats a porky. Stop telling porkies.

by anonymous hippopotomous July 14, 2006

porker

An extremely obese person (often one who has no intention of doing anything about their weight).

"Look at that porker! He looks like he's just emptied all the fast food restaurants in town!"

by Takoti September 14, 2005