poorsche

A poor (most often homeless) man's car. Generally made from a cardboard box or something of the sort.

I couldn't afford a real car so I got a Poorsche.

by Snikwad October 14, 2013

Pooshe

Female Otter
Very Explicit word

Did you just call me a pooshe?

by TH3W3BST3RSDICTIONARY July 5, 2019

porsche

Dr.-Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG, usually shortened to Porsche AG, is a German automobile manufacturer specializing in high-performance sports cars, SUVs and sedans. Founded on April 25, 1931 in Stuttgart, Germany, it is owned by the Volkswagen Group.

"I bought a new porsche"

"Why"

"Because i'm awesome"

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by saturn_ December 17, 2020

Polscher’s disease

When your dick grows on your hip and your balls are on your feet. Also your toes are inverted.

Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.

by JP’s krip February 13, 2021

Porsche peado

A grown man who drives a old convertible boxer around the local streets to attract the attention of local girls.

Similar to the Pope mobile but much less impressive and only appeals to teenage girls.

Taylor “Hey baby do you wanna go for ride in my super cool Porsche?”

Girl “Er is that a 2002 boxer?”

Taylor” Shut up and watch this”

Then proceeds to wheel spin the Porsche peado mobile machine into a wall.

Girl “no thanks I’ll just wait for the bus”

by WyVill March 18, 2021

poochertainment

A means of entertaining your dog. Fetch with a ball or frisbee. Yanking on a tug-o-war rope. Swimming in the river. Squeaky toys. Treat puzzles. Heck lots of dogs even watch TV.

The Chuckit! may, in fact, be the greatest dog-human bonding toy ever made, what with the limitless slobber-free poochertainment it provides.

by Mr. Teders November 15, 2021

porschesexual

someone who's sexually attracted to Porsche cars

that person right there is a Porschesexual.

by ilovelatinasandm3s July 25, 2022