poor mans porn

using an educational video (eg. how to put on a condom) as an excuse for porn.

i dont want to look up real porn to i looked up poor mans porn

by hoop the scoop April 14, 2017

The Poor Man's Platty

Better known as Natural Ice or by its street name, "Natty Ice". The alcohol content in these babies is as high as balls so 12 of them will have you off your ass. A 12 pack goes for about 6 dollars, so Natty Ice has become known as "The Poor Man's Platty" referring to Bud Light Platinum. Drink these and you're bound to blackout, which is always a good time.

Guy: "Damn only got 6 bucks left."

Other Guy: "Don't worry you can get a 12 of The Poor Man's Platty at that CVS"

Guy: "Deadass those are fire. We're gettin wrecked tonight."

by DairyBarn6969 April 18, 2016

poor man's chronic

Chronic done with adderall, not cocaine. Smoking marijuana with adderall crushed into it. Can be smoked using a piece or bong but usually in a blunt. Adderall is known for its similar effects to cocaine and is used instead of it for this reason. It is becoming increasingly popular in New England college campuses.

I don't have the money for coke, let's just use some adderall for poor man's chronic.

by Berwick September 14, 2006

poor man's Porsche

1) Any of the cheapest offerings from the Porsche auto company, especially anything from the Boxster line.

2) Any low-end item from a prestigious manufacturer.

My idiot boss thinks he's hot shit because he got a new sportscar, but it's just a poor man's Porsche.

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That watch is the poor man's Porsche of Rolexes.

by gumpish July 12, 2006

poor man's cocaine

Another name for methamphetamines. Also known as speed, crystal, meth, clear, white.

Person 1: Want some clear?

Person 2: Nah man, save the poor man's cocaine for yourself.

by fakyuba34 June 7, 2020

poor man's Toboggan

when a man is fucking a girl he turns her around as if going doggy style and inserts dick in her ass then donkey punch the person in the face then finally rides her down the stairs while screaming wooooo

During sex Nick turned Sarah over as were going doggy style and punches her in the face and gives her the poor man's Toboggan down attic stairs

by C2M1 October 9, 2008

Poor Man's Toboggan

when you are fucking a girl halfway through you flip her over donkey punch her in the face then stick your dick in her ass and ride her down the stairs yelling

When John Babcock was fucking his sister Emily Babcock he decided to give her the Poor Man's Toboggan and ride her down 2 flights of stairs

by C2M1 October 15, 2008