Poor Man’s Treasure Chest

Anus or ass hole; a place where feces exits, an orifice for anal sex, or a place where prisoners hide things.

1. Stop talking shit or I’m going to put my foot in your poor man’s treasure chest.
2. That girl from tinder was kinky, she let me put my dick in her poor man’s treasure chest!

by Shortbus93 December 7, 2018

poor man's Toboggan

when a man is fucking a girl he turns her around as if going doggy style and inserts dick in her ass then donkey punch the person in the face then finally rides her down the stairs while screaming wooooo

During sex Nick turned Sarah over as were going doggy style and punches her in the face and gives her the poor man's Toboggan down attic stairs

by C2M1 October 9, 2008

Poor Man's Toboggan

when you are fucking a girl halfway through you flip her over donkey punch her in the face then stick your dick in her ass and ride her down the stairs yelling

When John Babcock was fucking his sister Emily Babcock he decided to give her the Poor Man's Toboggan and ride her down 2 flights of stairs

by C2M1 October 15, 2008

Poor-man's chioppino

A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.

If I eat this piece of raw bacon you've got to down a glass of poor-man's chioppino.

by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006

poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.

"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"

by jjjk July 29, 2006

Poor-man's virgin

The use of a slice of smoked ham to simulate a hymen.

She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.

by amsclark February 11, 2010

Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.

I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.

by Longfingers December 21, 2010