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Pooplocks

A pooplock is like a dreadlock but it is not on your head. A pooplock is made when hairs from your butthole get stuck together due to having dried poop.
Oh no! I ran out of toilet paper and now my pooplocks are itching.
by Joseph the savage June 8, 2022
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Poopcock

What you use when you are in physics class and you need to remember the E=pc formula
-What was that one formula again?

-Oh you mean "Emil likes poopcock"?
by Trymbert February 8, 2024
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Poocockaphobia

When a gay man is worried about getting poo on his dick
Brett always wears a rubber before bumming Sam, it's not that aids worries him coz his bitch Sam ain't loose 'yo. He's just got a bad case of poocockaphobia
by Rigby1982 April 16, 2014
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Poococky

I gaged on that poococky
by Anastasia805 May 3, 2016
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popblocker

See pop blocker. One who gets your girl prego when you've been trying.
That fool is a popblocker! He got my girl prego.
by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018
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populocking

When someone populocks, he/she is trying to lock all the popular kids in his class. He is trying to be the only one who is hanging out with those kids, just for them to think they're cool.
OMG he's populocking Robin again
by headbered34 December 10, 2019
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Poocockie

A group of guys surrounding a girl in a circle bent over after eating ex-lax, blasting her in the face with shit and her then rubbing the cock until explosion.
Long week at work and your friends call you over for a poocockie session Friday night with the new girl at work.
by Pedro LeRoy October 26, 2019
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