Jackson Pollock

A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.

I just Jackson Pollocked that toilet.

by ArtGhetto September 6, 2020

Jackson Pollock

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.

I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Conrad Pollock

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it

"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights

by z1gmaster32 May 25, 2023

Crapson Pollock

When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.

My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.

by Mom humor July 5, 2020

pollocked

sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.

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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.

by gnostic3 November 20, 2019

Jackson Pollock

To blow or splatter a messy, large surface area semen filled load on a sexual partner.

As I was about to finish, I pulled out and Jackson Pollocked all over her face.

by WFRO January 21, 2018

Pollock

When he cums and it looks like drizzles of paint on his stomach.

Like Jackson, I just Pollock’ed.

by no original thoughts January 6, 2023