pokemon hoe

a hoe who loves to play pokemon go

"Woah bro its a wild pokemon hoe"

by $hide July 21, 2016

Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness

Is a video game for the gamecube. The story begins 5 years after the events of Pokémon Colosseum with the introduction of Michael (player may change the name), the main protagonist. Michael first meets Professor Krane, his mother's boss. He introduces the concept of Shadow Pokémon, which are Pokémon whose hearts have been artificially closed. So in the game you have to purify all the pokemon.

Jerry: Woaaaaah!! You got Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness?!
Ashley: I sure dooooo!!

by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

pokemon

An anime, manga, and nintendo game created in Japan. Pokemon are creatures that children and teenagers (as well as adults) can capture and train. The trading card game was one of the first major trading card games that alowed players to not onle trade, but battle as well. In the anime we follow the story of a young trainer, Ash, and his two friends, Misty and Brock, as they travel togeather on their pokemon journey. The mange series revolves around rivils Red and Blue as they collect badges and compete in various compititions.

1. Pokemon is really a very intersting show if you're a total hentei. Watch the uncut episodes to see what I mean!

2. My friends enjoy trading cards with me, and I only need four more to complete my Basic set.

by Aduri "Auddie" Chan March 22, 2004

Pokemon Surprise

When you are fucking a girl who wants you to pull out and right before you cum you turn your hat sideways and scream "Squirtle! I choose you! Use water gun!" then cum in her anyway

Did you hear that Emma got pregnant?

Yeah Wesley gave her a pokemon surprise.

by Priest and Matador July 19, 2011

pokemon showdown

An awesome website where you can battle pokemon online. How cool is that?

Guy 1: You going on Pokemon Showdown tonight?
Guy 2: Hell Yeah!

by Imarandompersonseriously April 9, 2014

PEMOC

Acronym for "Post-Ejaculation Moment-of-Clarity". That brief moment after ejaculation when a man's brain is in total control - any mistakes of the preceding period of time are suddenly obvious, the appearance of nearby females is objectively assessable, and moral judgments can be made effectively.

In the PEMOC, it's clear that I shouldn't fuck my kid's kindergarten teacher... but 5 minutes later I'm always back to figuring out how to keep doing it.

by Ridsel September 12, 2013

Pokemon nest

A Pokemon nest is a region or area, where a specific species of pokemon is highly likely to spawn.

Real life example for the use of a Pokemon Nest:
I really needed to catch a Bulbasaur (A Bulbasaur is a type of pokemon) so I looked up where the nearest Bulbasaur nest was (I used ozpokemonnests.com but im sure there are other sites out there that do the same thing) and caught it in the first 5 mins.

by studyguru July 31, 2016