pokemon

A show featuring a pokemon trainer named Ash and funny looking monsters that can only say their own name. Was a good show, until they came out with newer pokemon that looked like other pokemon, just with different names. Most pokemon and episodes passing the original 151 pokemon are lame. Also a trading card game.

Me: I loved the old Pokemon and even collected the cards.
My Sister's Ex-Boyfriend's Religious Christian Mom: There's something you're hiding! The devil posesses you because you like Pokemon!
Me: Yeah..whatever...Get away from me...

by Highly Evolved March 20, 2005

pokemon

shit beyond the video games. the anime is for little children (children up to 13 defend it). the trading card game is a scam and the manga is written by japanese imperialists.

play the video games

by iseej00 February 15, 2005

Pokemon

The best game you will ever play. If you hate pokemon,you're a fucking fag. Pokemon isn't for little kids, It's for people who are made of pure win!

Person 1:Hey did you see the new pokemon episode?
Person 2:Pokemon?Pokemon is gay.
Person 1:you're gay.

by BloodyLunar December 3, 2010

Pokemon

A Jamaican proctologist.

Deed you hair about Ernie, mon? He just got bok from dee Pokemon-- he hasn't sot don een a week.

by Leobutrkurnel October 9, 2006

Pokemon

A diseasing show that has brain washed millions of Americans today. It started back in '96, and is still on. How can it be liked? Just how? Not hating on fans of pokemon and all, but how is it liked? It's ruined people's brains, such as some famous youtuber (not gonna say name) who also likes pokemon. People hate him.

Pokemon's addicted to lots of people. Why?

by urbandictionaryy May 1, 2008

Pokemon

An RPG about fighting animals with super powers. You play as a 10 year old who has to stop the mafia from doing bad things and be the best trainer out there. You can train ice cream and garbage to fight.

bruh, do i see you playing pokemon?

by T0RCH November 30, 2014

Pokemon

A game where a 10 year olds goal is to enslave all the pokemon in a pokeball for eternity and pokemon are only released to fight each other until one of them dies for money

Pokemon is animal cruelty and is very unsafe for a 10 year old to leave the house with practically nothing.

by Max_power211 August 2, 2016