playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021

role playing time

Role playing time is the term used to describe the tardiness of gamers. On role playing time, things will start anywhere from half an hour to three or four hours later than they were scheduled.

1: The game is scheduled to start at 10pm, but will actually start at midnight.

2: "Hey, I told you supper was at 6:30!"
-"So?"
"It's 9!"
-"Oh, I thought you meant role playing time."

by 403forbidden March 9, 2008

Playing House

When a young, unmarried couple buys a residence together with the hope of living out their dreams of an ideal home life. In most instances, the immaturity of the young couple and harsh reality of their home life soon sets in, causing a stress related failure of the relationship.

Prior to the sexual revolution of the 1960's, playing house before marriage was a social taboo.

Girl 1: Did you hear Jen and Mark broke up?
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, she's living back at her Mom's house.
Girl 2: Well, that's what she gets for trying to play house at age 22

by Cato_ June 4, 2013

Playing Vagina DJ

when a female plays with herself fiercely to the point it look like shes on turntables.

Me: I walked in on your girlfriend playing vagina dj man

Denzel: cool story bro....

by eEpidemic January 1, 2012

Playing Halo

Hot and dirty sex, without constraint or the least acquiesance to established rules of civility; equivocally the act of indulging in one another's bodies for sexual pleausure, all under the pretense of playing a popular video game

M: Did you see Trevor and Dustin playing Halo last night?

B: Unfortunately! Oh, my eyes...

by Matthew Nomas February 14, 2008

playing attari

A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system

Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.



While your "playing attari" in your room:

Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?

by Ted Theodore Nugeunt March 18, 2009

playing stratego

another way to talk about sexual intercourse in front of a too young or too old of an audience.

Dude, so are you and Monica planning on fu-- playing stratego later?

by Plum Phat July 23, 2009