A sexual act in which an assortment of lunch meats (Ham, Turkey, etc.) are inserted into the vaginal region and then eaten by one's partner; Thereby making a "platter" in the "pussy".
The horny homeless man sought a Philadelphia Platterpuss, and later had a Ham and Cunt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.
by DJ Socrates September 23, 2011
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2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!
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