platonic man love

1. A non-homosexual love between men.
2. A tight friendship between persons, ie "Brotherly Love"

1. I love you Bob.

2. Gary was my brother, my best friend; I loved him.

by Evan November 13, 2004

Platonic Intimacy

The step below a friends with benefits relationship. Perks include cuddling, massages, deep conversations, dinner dates and casual lounging about. Can be seen as a losing situation to those who forget to be friends with their benefits partner (which then becomes a fuck buddy). Can also be used as a precursor to a fwb relationship to test the waters.

Katie and Jim and are totally in the platonic intimacy stage. They don't have sex, but they could get there.

also,

Katie and Bob are platonically intimate. If Bob wasn't gay he might be pissed he got friend zoned.

by kayykells April 19, 2013

Platonically

When you love someone so much where you would like to be with someone for the rest of your life

I’m platonically ready for you

by And I oop 69 420 August 19, 2019

Platonic Boner

When perhaps, after which a male may have been engaging in physical behaviour performing a task, such as moving some heavy boxes, lifting heavy furniture, or other similar tasks, on behalf of the request of a female friend, of which no romantic links are intended, when during or after finishing the task/s, becomes aroused, has no control over the organ, has to stand and continue talking to the friend with the erection clearly seen, and then commented on by the female. Its when asked, if he is aware of the quite obvious display of arousal by the female, and then answered, that the offending organ was not intended for, or induced by,nor poses threats of any kind toward her, that it is then deemed a Platonic Boner. The female, at this point, as a courtesy, is obliged to give a few moments for the genitals to deflate to normal dimensions, and to accept that it was in fact, platonic. Any changes to his intentions from that point onwards, returns the state of the hard-on back to one of being normal, that is, of the intent to be inserted, rubbed, or stimulated by any other means to the eventual point of orgasm. Platonic Boners, once achieved, may be, and now commonly, conciously sustained for periods of time, as a form of practice for Tantric sex sessions, and socially accepted as practice for such, so long as the intent is clearly defined and can be proven to be as practice for these sessions when asked, and if the groin area, clearly shows attempts at disguise

A super hero may be rescuing a woman from a burning building, places her safely back on solid ground, the woman noticing a large bulge in his pants, indicating an erection, and when just about to say something to the rescuer, he announces that there is nothing to fear, it's just a Platonic Boner. The woman then goes home and tells everyone that she has seen supermans willy, without fear of being labeled a whore

by Jamie_ledge October 1, 2006

platonic

A word often used to crush any hope of a possible future relationship due to compleet lack of physical intrest. It is often an unrequited feeling, making it a one sided platonic relationship.

My mother does not believe in platonic relationships, but they must exsist, because I have you.

by pseudonym June 27, 2004

Platonic Creeper

Someone who creeps on others, but doesn't want anything from it.

Musz is such a platonic creeper! He walks around Molly so weirdly, but he's gay, so he doesn't want anything from it.

by Prince Couture December 16, 2008

platonicide

The moment when a relationship with the opposite sex just got you stuck in the friend zone

Bringing her to McDonald's on a date was definitely the platonicide of that fling going anywhere

by callJD4 August 22, 2011