Plattsburgh

Sleepy town in upstate New York only going ons are the occasional college party, meth lab busts, or walking around the mall. For fun many teenage residents go to Montreal to drink or walk the streets of the "Burgh" for hours loathing their own existence. Due to the crippling bored found here drug use and alcoholism of all those who are above the age of 12 is very high and considered the favorite pastime of the city. Also winters are cold the weather men are treated like gods and there is a hatred of all things french canadian that can only be compared to south's hatred of freed slaves after reconstruction.

I need to get out of Plattsburgh.

by ZIM ZINN August 15, 2012

platinum rattlesnake

The guy at the party who touches girls once they've passed out.

Watch out for Jeff, he's a real platinum rattlesnake...

by Kurt Russell February 8, 2015

platinum pussy syndrome

This serious mental affliction occurs when a female is under the false impression that her vagina ALONE has powers that surpass all other women on earth in the ability to keep a man. Also known as PPS

Most groupies & gold diggers suffer from platinum pussy syndrome, till those divorce papers roll through

by CBeezy74 April 13, 2016

the platinum rule

The Platinum Rule is the rule above the Golden Rule. The golden rule being "love thy neighbor"; the platinum rule is "never ever, ever, ever 'love' thy neighbor" (have sex or intimate relations with them).
The Platinum rule comes from the Bro Code Article 83: A bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.

The 9 Stages of the Platinum rule are: Attraction, Bargaining, Submission, Perks, Tipping Point, Purgatory, Confrontation, Fall Out, and Co-Existance.
Attraction: Getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
Bargaining: Saying that all would be alright and the Platinum rule will not apply
Submission: Giving in to the relationship
Perks: Noticing the upsides to the relationship
Tipping Point: When you notice that it won't work out
Purgatory: The never ending suffering that will follow
Confrontation:Ending the relationship
Fall Out: A reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
Co-Existance: Learning to live with that person(s)
Such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.

Anthony: Hey I'm gonna take my doctor out on a date tonight!
David: Don't poop where you eat Anthony.

Anthony: What do you mean?
David: The Platinum Rule.
Anthony: No, this doesn't count.

-A few weeks later-
Anthony: You were right. This relationship was a total failure.
David:The Platinum Rule is proven once again.

by ShadowSenpai August 19, 2014

Platinum

Uber cool. Relentlessly awesome. Cooler than cool.

Joe: I just got a job at Victoria's Secret
Jim: Man, thats platinum

by LegalDevil August 15, 2012

Dropping Plates

Dropping plates refers to a drug dealer hooking up his runners with pounds of dope.

Holy fuck, Tyler thinks hes the shit, dropping plates to every bucket in town. Next thing you know that truckload of killer bitch(crysyal meth) he ripped off from those redneck, inbred, shit eaters from the trailer park on the edge of town will be nearly gone. Then just hours after he smokes the last ounce and pulls his shitty dick out of the mayors' 13 yr old stepdaughter those same buckets will be on the fucking horn to rat his grimy ass out to the cops and pimp out his one armed greatgrandmother for blue jolly ranchers and kibbles and bits! What an idiot! Hes gunna wish he didnt drop plates on their asses!

by JonnybwithalltheE'sandshit June 20, 2017

placist

Holding strong negative or positive feelings toward a certain place.

Call me placist but i think things are better in the midwest.

by keine name October 12, 2007