Japanese Pixel Monster

The Japanese Pixel Monster, which can be abbreviated to JPM, is a horrendous and despicable creature which lurks throughout the vast majority of the Japanese porn which is available online. This sinister creature only appears as the video is working towards the climax and the genitals of the featured men or women are about to be revealed. It then remains for the duration of the video, constantly looming over your otherwise enjoyable viewing experience. The most heinous aspect of the Japanese Pixel Monster is actually how *little* it blurs out: every part can be identified, and even curvature is distinguishable—nevertheless, the malevolent little pixels serve as a much unwelcome distraction and give the feeling of watching some kind of watered-down softcore porno (even though what you are really viewing is most likely some pretty sick shit). This can often result in a discouraging atmosphere, leaving the once hopeful audience with a chronic case of blue balls for the rest of the night.

Evidently, the Japanese Pixel Monster is a product of Japanese censorship laws wherein adult movie theaters are free to show absolutely anything (be it live-action or animated), so long as any genitals are blurred.

--Example--

Pervert: "So I was watching this awesome porno with two Japanese chicks crapping on each others' chests... it was really hot, except when they went to do the close up—get this—the Japanese Pixel Monster came along and blurred out the girl's ass hole! Can you believe that?? I could barely see the turd squeezing its way out.. so now I'm like... pssssht... what was even the point of all that build-up, ya know?"

Friend: "Dude, that's fucked up."

Pervert: "I know, right?!"

Friend: "No, I mean I can't believe you watch that sick shit."

Pervert: "Oh.."

Friend: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

Pervert: "Oh, I see......"

by whiteNerd<3aznGurlz March 23, 2010

Pixel Worlds

Online social sandbox game, that is hated by the same genre having game's community that is known for it's fairly big and cancerous kids fan base.

James: Hey wanna play "Pixel Worlds"?
John: No! It copied "Growtopia"!
James: Dude it is just the same genre game, there are a lot of other games like that.
John: NO!

by Hi me big boy May 19, 2018

Pixelated bukkake

The ability to see the shimmer of numerous beefy loads on one recipient - see cum dumpster,thanks to high definition video.

I saw every ounce of spunk thanks to that amazing "pixelated bukkake".

by Pauilewogs November 2, 2014

Dead pixels

Sometimes a LCD / TFT monitor will have one or more pixels that are not working. These will remain a certain color or be black or white, but won't display colors dinamically like the rest of the screen. There's nothing you can do about them yourself, but normally manufacturers will give you a refund.

The LCD screen has several dead pixels.

by Richard B. Riddick January 12, 2005

pixel party

Usually refers to a photo that has been enlarged so that it is very pixel-y, and the quality is not very good.

"dude, that photo is a pixel party!"

by sammiee** May 8, 2008

pixelante

Originally, a term coined by Jack Thompson, referring to members of the internet-based gaming subculture who have taken it upon themselves to take action against him for his harassment of Mike Krahulik, the artist from the webcomic Penny Arcade.

The term has since been reclaimed by two designers at Straight Loop, who have made a tshirt design based on the word.

"Several weeks ago some gamer idiot (sorry to be redundant) managed to email me thousands of death threats from a blast e-mail service based in Ireland using the following e-mail address: [e-mail]. The Secret Service shut that pixelante right down."

by idriveajeed October 23, 2005

pixeltan

A pixeltan is the soft blue tinge your skin gets when you spend 23 hours a day in front of a computer.

When i saw Geogre this morning he seemed to have a pixeltan and still was holding a mousemat in his hand.

by marius November 20, 2004