Shit Piñata

When someone presents an 'opportunity' for you that looks fun and attractive on the surface, but when you get into the details, it's really a pain in the ass. Usually your boss.

When someone asks you to cover for them and they don't leave you any of the information you need to get the job done. "Boy, this is a shit piñata!"

by bowser11 September 2, 2010

ghetto pinata

1. Someone that has an abundance of crack or other illegal drugs on their person.

2. Someone that sells large amounts of drugs on the streets.

1. The day after Shortie received her monthly pay check she'd be a ghetto pinata.

2. If you're looking for some crack you better hit up the local ghetto pinatas.

by Ren Haru August 3, 2010

polish piñata

The act of defecating on a partners back and covering with a blanket, then stomping repeatedly.

Jarid gave me the best Polish Piñata after sex last night!!

by macsam98 February 17, 2021

Dutch Pinata

To blindfold someone, spin them around until dizzy, smack them with your penis, and then insert a lollipop in their butt.

Hey honey, do you want to try the Dutch Pinata tonight?

by Mullethunter324 April 27, 2011

Brown Pinata

Beating your boyfriend's ass with a paddle until he loses control of his bowels, resulting in a shower of brown "treats".

"Last night, Alexi gave me a Brown Pinata. I'm wearing a diaper as we speak."

by Corndog January 6, 2005

pussy piñata

When you take a baseball bat and beat the shit out of a girl's vagina, and then candy comes out.

Guy 1: Yo, your sister's pretty cute

Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before I made her into my pussy piñata...

by DJ Sketch October 4, 2009

Disease Piñata

A girl that's hot but you can tell she's gotten around too much.

Guy 1: "What about this chick?"

Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"

by CraZforSP November 17, 2014