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PILF

Cristina Fernández de Kirchner of Argentina is a total PILF.
by Alex Pieron December 6, 2007
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PILF

Much like MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k) and DILF(Dad I'd Like to F**k), PILF is a gender-neutral term to either replace MILF and DILF or coexist alongside them.

Standing for Parent I'd Like to F**k, PILF will hopefully gain some popularity in communities where similar terms are used.
It could be especially useful for someone who's both hot, nonbinary, and has children, or various combinations of these factors.
"Wow, that PILF's really seggsy, I'd totally let them *insert dirty action here*!"
"That's a bit weird broski, but I respect your opinion. You like what you like amirite?"
by wefwidgewatow July 13, 2021
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pilanto

wow! you scored and A+ in prehistoric algebra? man you are pilanto!
by Phoenix March 27, 2005
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Piaffle

1. To piaffle pee-afful is to trip over nothing but gravity, or to walk into something. To be a complete clutzy mess.
2. If something gets piaffled, it is made into a complete disaster, or a huge mess.
1. Sara: I just tripped over nothing! How silly is that?
Karen: You just Piaffled, you clutz!

2. Carl: Dude, you just piaffled that presentation! I've never seen anything as bad.
Alex: Yeah, I made a huge disaster. that was the worst case of piaffle I've ever seen.
by Shmeo December 14, 2012
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pilasses

Pilasses refers to the very appealing back sides of devoted Pilates enthusiasts.
"What ya doing Joe?"

"Nothing much, just sitting here with my coffee watching the Pilasses walk out of the studio."
by OctalJunky January 6, 2021
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Pinafore

Dungarees with a skirt instead of trousers
"Jo's 'scribbling suit'consisted of a black woollen pinafore on which she could wipe her pen at will, and a cap of the same material, adorned with a cheerful red bow.." - Little Women, by L. M. Alcott

Alternately,
Cait: Isn't this lovely material for making a pinafore!
Heleen: You mean the thing that looks like dungarees with a skirt instead of trousers?
Cait: That's the one!
by OnlyFAHms March 25, 2021
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pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch

A term for an unloved fatass who has no friends
Jerry: Look at Larry over there eating glue like a pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch. What a loser.
Mike: What the fuck did you just say?
by Billy230 January 8, 2022
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