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Jisung Phobia

I very rare phobia, only consists of people who know a individual that is named Jisung. Symptoms include, increased alertness for someone slapping you, scared of twerking and the most common symptom, being very horny very suddenly. It is recommended to see a therapist immediately if you get any of these symptoms.
Person1: Hey guys I’m starting to feel horny all of a sudden, please help
Person 2: Oh shit man, I think you got Jisung Phobia
Person 1: fuck
by urmomgae2009 January 10, 2022
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Prediction phobia

Prediction phobia creates self limitations.
Being slaves to predictions, never to test if predictions are true.

Fear prevents a person from being oneself, and never test if predictions become reality. This prevents the brain from becoming calibrated with reality. Some of our predictability comes from people failing to be creative and simply parroting behavior of others.

A person who always pays attention to how he/she behaves, and don't let go of this prediction of how others look at him/her-self.

When focusing on what you predict others' opinions/reactions/views of you are, you will restrict yourself and act worse than you would otherwise.

How do we know anything for sure?
The cure is to test every prediction that comes in the way of doing what you want. See how often your bad predictions were incorrect, and how they affect your life.

You make predictions reality by focusing on them. Let go of the prediction's control over you and start controlling yourself. Wake up, enjoy the now, stop predicting.
Prediction phobia stops you from doing what you feel like: dancing, getting to know strangers, not drinking beer at the bar, not laughing at jokes you don't think are funny, playing loud music, talking loud, singing, talking to groups of people.

"You have been living in a dreamworld Neo. This is the world as it exist today." -The Matrix

"You didn't try to hit on the girl when you had a chance?"
-"No, I didn't think it would work"
"Haha you let prediction phobia take control of you, you had your chance and you didn't even try."
-"No I don't, I play the lottery even though I know I won't win, but this is different."
"No I don't see your logic, your self-image isn't going to be damaged. Risk rejection or go home mad at yourself for not taking the chance?"
-"Wow thanks! I will start to ignore my predictions."
by Chelator August 6, 2011
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Dis-phobia

when you're scared of being disabled.
wagwan bro i got dis-phobia
by pickledcheerio May 21, 2022
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Manhattan Phobia

"Im sorry, I can't meet you in the big apple, I have Manhattan Phobia"
by Jake1 March 23, 2008
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willy phobia

A phobia of looking at a mans penis.
Emily-“did you look at his willy?”
Caitlin- “no, i have very bad willy phobia”
by xem2003x September 23, 2020
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DaFuckSheSay Phobia

an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something someone has said and you don't know how to handle it.
Someone: Y'all go to prom in a three way not sexually but all together and you the small one will be the bitch.
Me: You just triggered my DaFuckSheSay Phobia
by Bawinganut November 27, 2018
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Amogus-Phobia

The fear of among us, or anything that looks like it. People tend to fear this because amongus can be found EVERYWHERE. Amongus-Phobia can also make you lose your sanity to the point of that it's beyond help.
Sane friend: Ayo, look at his Iconic looking "A"
Insane Friend: NO, FUCK! I can't look at this!!!!! It's so SuS, SuS, SuS, ahhhhh!!! Red Imposter!!!!! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! Don't try my Amogus-Phobia !
by vIVvictory April 19, 2021
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