Peetard

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally

Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed

by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018

Peefing

This is a fortnite term. When you are so pro at the game you don’t say I’m healing or their healing anymore, you say their peefing or I’m peefing.

I’m peefing protect me

by WolfieKat01 October 17, 2021

Peentard

A gay man with a learning disability.

Carl: What did you call Jim again?

Richard: I called him a peentard. Got a problem?

by gameismyname January 28, 2022

peefish

Another word for a dog.

My peefish won't quit barking.

by EvilFaerie April 9, 2008

Peebtastrophy

When the Gross Domestic Peebers are exceeded by the Consumer Peeber Index. Also known as a lack of PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon).

Having drank the last two beers in the fridge, we reached a level of Peebtastrophy.

by zlyon October 21, 2010

peetus

A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.

Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.

by kiskis January 16, 2017

peeter

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.

How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.

by 123432198765 February 7, 2010