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parakeet

It's like a mini parrot.
Don't step on my parakeet!
by miso December 5, 2003
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Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.
Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."
by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010
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PARAKEET

Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.
John (texting): Hey
Dan (texting): Hey
John: Fucking parakeet
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Pakkun

Pakkun is a way to shorten Patorikku-kun (The Japanese for Patrick) and is used as a nickname.
Ne!! Patorikku-kun!!
-Kudasai. Pakkun desu.
by MajiksMonster August 20, 2009
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Pakki

I’m not a pakki I’m indian you fucking prick.
by Dr Jesus man dude February 27, 2019
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Pakkotoisto

Spontanious situation at the gym when a athlete forces himself to lift or obeys a command to lift weight once more just when he is totally exhausted during the performance. This method is recognised to boost muscle growth. Junior users of pakkotoisto often try to identify Seniors by drawing a invisible "P" on their palm at the gym.
vielä menee, vielä menee yks senkin ämmä
by D April 14, 2004
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pakao

If any situation or person is a source of boredom to you then that person or situation is described as pakao.
It is very pakao to go to work on Mondays.
by Smitak September 28, 2005
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