by milimo June 11, 2011
Get the The third present mug.When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.
A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007
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A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.
Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.
That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.
The rest is history.
Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.
That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.
The rest is history.
by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 24, 2010
Get the Michael Vick present mug.its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank
"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"
by martin3039191 October 22, 2007
Get the Indian christmas present mug.the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.
Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.
by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010
Get the push present mug.A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
Get the Mexican Christmas Present mug.Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.
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