Playing the air drums

The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot

Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .

by Genitalien October 17, 2020

playing the long game

The saying playing the long game refers to active participation in achieving goals which may take some time.

Susan knew that all she had to do was wait and watch, and eventually her cruel boss would do something so bad she'd be able to report him. She was good at playing the long game.
His friends called it being friend zoned, he called it playing the long game, but she called it being a fuckboy.
On the show Supernatural, both Big Bads have been playing Long Games to fulfill their plans. We won't find out what the final result will be until the season finale.

by RenRen March 16, 2016

playing for the wrong team

another phrase for saying someone's gay. for women, it's saying she's a lesbian.

Donnie: hey sillies!"

Max: hey mike (whisper)

Mike: what?

Max: i think this guy's gay

Mike: oh he's playing for the wrong team alright.

by goodnightlover April 11, 2010

Playing With Fire

Used primarily to advise someone against a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for themselves or others around them.

You’re playing with fire here. don’t blame me if you get hurt

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

playing smacky mouth

In Mobile, when a couple plays smacky mouth, they are kissing.

Finally I got past simply playing smacky mouth with Gayle.

by Cranberry Bob February 7, 2020

playing on your top

messing with you. playing you.

ahhhh he called you ugly. he most definitely playing on your top

by sjpky January 17, 2018

playing hookie

Faking being sick to get out of school or work.

I wanted to spend today having sex with my girlfriend so I ended up playing hookie from work.

by Sk8erMush May 13, 2016