Phil

He one of the most sexiest people alive today he can be mean sometimes and nice he really like to make people laugh and has a lot of love in his heart for his girlfriend jaila

I need a Phillip in my life

by Jaydenn November 7, 2019

Phil

Phil is typically a short guy, he seems to have a strange obsession with poop and Hot Carl's. He always refuses to make Asja pancakes and is a hobo. He's very gay and claims to be his own pimp and hoe. He is an attention whore who often claims that he isn't the whiney one. He's never played Club Penguin and really didn't have a childhood

Gurl 1: You see that Thicc guy right there? What's his name
Gurl 2: Oh that's Phil, don't get too close, he's got a feces kink and he's honestly gay

by Rhaewaffles December 28, 2019

Phil

Phil is a commonly used name to describe a rapist.

Omg did you hear on the new last night, there’s a Phil on the lose.

by amypercy April 18, 2020

Phil

Like Ronnie, he is a George Bailey from the X-mas movie "Its a Wonderful Life." Loved by everyone. He would give someone (even strangers) the shirt off his back. A selfless guy who loves his friends and family. Deeply loves his wifey. He does so much for others that sometimes he forgets how much he means to others. Sometimes, he thinks that people only want him for something. But, this person only wants happiness for him and his lady.

Ronnie: Hey, my girl said that you showed her images of you in the shower. Is that right?
Phil: I don't know what you are talking about. Those pictures were not for her. You see your girl is a sneaky, no good, classless broad.

Ronnie: I'll make you eat your words!
Phil: Relax, kid.
Ronnie: Don't tell me to relax! I know Brazilian Jit Jitsu. I'll put you in a choke hold.
Phil: No, you won't. Sheesh, you don't need to be so extra. . . .

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 28, 2020

Phil

A tall douche with black hair and blue eyes who picks on his short and stumpy sister who lives near Schitt's Creek. He prefers Angus, no anus! Both, shall do. Phil, please don't play hide the sausage with the poor animals. You might give them Covid and my children won't be able eat for weeks!

Sister: If you don't shut your trap, I'll climb you like Jack the Beanstalk and hit you like Rick Flair.
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!

Moira

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 28, 2020

Phil

To play Morgana, Ahri or Zyra. Usually in the absence of Albinorhino7267

"Hey, we need 5th for clash this weekend. Can you play"
"Sure, I can Phil in"

by Faker1 November 9, 2020

Phil

Kinda like a Kyle, it stems from a Phil that decided to bully a teen posting his senior pics... First Phil called him gay, then PM'd him, screenshots of that were shared everywhere, Phil lost his job, perhaps his fiancee, and certainly the respect of everyone

Calling a kids senior pics gay is such a Phil thing to do, May the internet deliver karma swiftly!

by Y2D September 29, 2020