Definitions by oohlalalaaaaaa12345
Austin
Austin: Don't you go pullin' a H$wartd St$rn on me. . . Biatch!
H$wartd: Nah, man. THAT ain't ever happenin' again, but yo, don't go playin' me like a fool.
Austin: Shut-up clown. I play by own rules. Besides, you had it comin' to you.
H$wartd: Nah, man. THAT ain't ever happenin' again, but yo, don't go playin' me like a fool.
Austin: Shut-up clown. I play by own rules. Besides, you had it comin' to you.
Austin by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 November 3, 2020
Mark
Also known as Dino. His sister is the Mother of God. A heavenly angel who can also shape-shift into his personal Mary Magdalene. Just say the word and I shall be healed.
Jesus's friend
Jesus's friend
Mary: I heard you want to meet.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.
Mark by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 29, 2020
Phil
A tall douche with black hair and blue eyes who picks on his short and stumpy sister who lives near Schitt's Creek. He prefers Angus, no anus! Both, shall do. Phil, please don't play hide the sausage with the poor animals. You might give them Covid and my children won't be able eat for weeks!
Sister: If you don't shut your trap, I'll climb you like Jack the Beanstalk and hit you like Rick Flair.
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
Phil by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 28, 2020
Phil
Like Ronnie, he is a George Bailey from the X-mas movie "Its a Wonderful Life." Loved by everyone. He would give someone (even strangers) the shirt off his back. A selfless guy who loves his friends and family. Deeply loves his wifey. He does so much for others that sometimes he forgets how much he means to others. Sometimes, he thinks that people only want him for something. But, this person only wants happiness for him and his lady.
Ronnie: Hey, my girl said that you showed her images of you in the shower. Is that right?
Phil: I don't know what you are talking about. Those pictures were not for her. You see your girl is a sneaky, no good, classless broad.
Ronnie: I'll make you eat your words!
Phil: Relax, kid.
Ronnie: Don't tell me to relax! I know Brazilian Jit Jitsu. I'll put you in a choke hold.
Phil: No, you won't. Sheesh, you don't need to be so extra. . . .
Phil: I don't know what you are talking about. Those pictures were not for her. You see your girl is a sneaky, no good, classless broad.
Ronnie: I'll make you eat your words!
Phil: Relax, kid.
Ronnie: Don't tell me to relax! I know Brazilian Jit Jitsu. I'll put you in a choke hold.
Phil: No, you won't. Sheesh, you don't need to be so extra. . . .
Phil by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 28, 2020
Sarah
A lovely woman who handles herself with such poise and class. A true ray of sunshine. Deeply loved by a George Bailey. (I know so, because I have a George Bailey as well.) She has it all. She is the whole package: beauty, intelligence, and a heart of gold. She gets sleepy very often, but that doesn't stop her from having a good time. This girl is on fire!
A grandma who believes in soul mates;)
A grandma who believes in soul mates;)
Grandma: You remind me of me when I was younger.
Sarah: In what way, grandma?
Grandma: When I was a little younger, in college, in fact, I was a boy magnet too! I made all the boys fall to their knees.
Sarah: How did you that?
Grandma: I made all the boys feel special, gave them my attention, and, once in a while, I'd let them. . . oh my, (blushing and sweating profusely), go ask your grandfather;)
Sarah: Ew!!!! Grandma!!!
Sarah: In what way, grandma?
Grandma: When I was a little younger, in college, in fact, I was a boy magnet too! I made all the boys fall to their knees.
Sarah: How did you that?
Grandma: I made all the boys feel special, gave them my attention, and, once in a while, I'd let them. . . oh my, (blushing and sweating profusely), go ask your grandfather;)
Sarah: Ew!!!! Grandma!!!
Sarah by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 28, 2020
Mrs. Robinson
Mrs. Robinson
Banned and rejected by Sith empire, but yet, want to make a parody about the outsider. Good at economics. Never gives out free lunches.
Where’s my check?!
Banned and rejected by Sith empire, but yet, want to make a parody about the outsider. Good at economics. Never gives out free lunches.
Where’s my check?!
Mrs. Robinson: Why won't Sith Empire leave me alone? They don't want me in their group, but they want to use me to write their sketches only to make a fool of me and make money. They suck!!
Mrs. Robinson by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 22, 2020
Mrs. Robinson
Mrs. Robinson: Hey Ben! What's up?
Ben: Shut up, crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Why you mad? Aren't you making money?
Ben: None of your business. Leave me alone.
You, dike, transvestite, fat b&tch.
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, you're so woke.
Ben: Shut up, crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Why you mad? Aren't you making money?
Ben: None of your business. Leave me alone.
You, dike, transvestite, fat b&tch.
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, you're so woke.
Mrs. Robinson by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 22, 2020