6 definitions by Rhaewaffles

Phil is typically a short guy, he seems to have a strange obsession with poop and Hot Carl's. He always refuses to make Asja pancakes and is a hobo. He's very gay and claims to be his own pimp and hoe. He is an attention whore who often claims that he isn't the whiney one. He's never played Club Penguin and really didn't have a childhood
Gurl 1: You see that Thicc guy right there? What's his name
Gurl 2: Oh that's Phil, don't get too close, he's got a feces kink and he's honestly gay
by Rhaewaffles December 28, 2019
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Jacob is that one friend in the discord server who never crops his fucking memes! Hes ways raging! Watching Porn! Listening to Nightcore! And Faps to ANYTHING! Hes the person that makes the server have weird rules.
I tried telling Jacob to crop his memes

BUT HE NEVER LISTENES!
by Rhaewaffles March 8, 2020
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Junior is the LITERAL definition of perfection. He has the cutest smile, the sweetest laugh. The most calming voice. He cares so much for others and is the best to ever exist.

Not to mention he is VERY attractive, hes the perfect combination of cute and also hot. Hes the perfect person to ever exist and I don't deserve him in my life
Junior, you're the best person I've ever met.
by Rhaewaffles March 3, 2020
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A girl who makes me smile

A girl who brings me joy

A girl so beautiful

A girl so sweet

An angel in disguise

Kyla, Kyla is beyond perfect 🖤
Friend: Have you met Kyla
Me: I have, shes perfect!!
by Rhaewaffles September 21, 2019
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Lex is the name of a beautiful and short girl

Her smile shines brighter than the sun

Her humor never seizes to outstand me
Her beauty is so captivating

She is an angel, gracing us with her presence

She is a goddess
She deserves the world

She deserves everything

I love her so much and she needs to know

She is perfect

💕💕💕
Lex: I'm so dumb

Me: No you're not, Lex, you're so smart, talented, beautiful, PERFECT!!
by Rhaewaffles September 21, 2019
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Asja is an angel,
No, a GODDESS

She graces this world with her elegant beauty
She brightens my world

Makes my day

I love her to death and back

She is gorgeous and caring
Funny and sweet
Weird and loveable

She is PERFECT 🖤🖤
Friend: Oh look, its Asja
Me: I love her! Shes an angel brought to earth! A literal GODDESS
by Rhaewaffles September 21, 2019
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