PLILF

Pregnant Lady I'd Like 2 Fuck

gurl: my mom is expecting a baby.
guy: damn ur mom is a PLILF.

by SPpride_805 July 12, 2004

pilf

verb: short for pilfer
- to obtain money or property by way of theft.

see also: pilfer, steal, swipe

"Noone can afford THAT radio, man. You gotta pilf that sh*t."

by ShadowK August 5, 2004

philfaction

a word to sum up the immense power of one named philip, who when faced against an army of the un-holy proves himself strong in the lord and vanquishs his foes with any random thing lying around, skilled master in most martial arts, his voice thunders through the wind, echoing defeat through the souls of his enemies, no weapon formed against him will prosper, he is undieing and unrelenting, an entire nation will spring forth from his seed, able to tap into the mind gates of supernatural beings his ability to learn and interpret thought is unmatched, much like the fictional character Neo the one he is capable of anything he sets his mind to.

The most immense earth quake is equivilent to 1/8th philfaction.

Though many will try, few will reach total philfaction.

by philfaction December 10, 2010

pilferaped

When you borrow something from a stranger without asking permission and then rape it.

Man, after we left the farm this weekend, I totally pilferaped Anthony's chickens.

by randoh May 20, 2011

peil

the best to ever do it.

damn son ms peil is the best ive ever had./

by ms wookie April 10, 2020

Pilf

Parent I'd Like to Fuck

"Ayo you see that parent over there!"
"yea what about them?"
"They're a pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 1, 2021

PILF

Pony I'd Like (to) Fuck

Princess Celestia is such a PILF.

by peepaw's hand sanitizer July 8, 2021