Pustachio

When a man 'nuts' on a woman's pustache

I made sure I smeared it in and really painted that pustachio

by Iwantcheddar March 7, 2018

pistachiio

a pistachio but with an extra i

pistachio is splled pistachio, not pistachiio!

by wizard926e March 10, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching big mouth and read the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching Big Mouth reads the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

Pistacchio Syndrome

AN addictive impulse; a chain-reaction, normally related to food. When you start, you Just can’t stop. Olives, peanuts, chips, etc- you just can’t get enough of them. pile them in until they run out! And you normally have the next one ready to go right after...

At the movies, Anthea experienced an acute bout of Pistacchio Syndrome when she grabbed Mark’s large tub of popcorn and finished it off without offering it to anyone.

Junior started biting his thumb nail, and finished off the other 9. He was grounded by his parents for negative Pistacchio Syndrome

by Sonny Saint April 12, 2020

Pistachiocution

- Execution by throwing pistachios at them until they die.
- Death by pistachios

Friend: "Dude my sister was Pistachonated!"
Me: "So she was nuted on?"

Friend:"...."
Friend: "I shall organise your Pistachiocution."

by The Pistachiocutioner May 13, 2020