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mark patterson

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total
I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.
by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018
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paster

person of bad coding skills that pastes sources from unknowncheats/mpgh
Person 1: wow ur such a paster
Person 2: no dude i found these sources on unknowncheats!1
by dab-a-roo March 4, 2017
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Pakteria

A scourge of genetic organismns which thrive on it's host.

Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
A battalion of British rifleman have turned their weapons on themselves in the face of a murderous pong fog of Pakteria.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021
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patzer

Slang term used for a chess player of weak calibur.
"I beat that patzer with the four move checkmate."
by Jack Genther October 30, 2007
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Potter's disease

To plant your seed in someone elses garden.

To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.

Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.

The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.
Did you hear what (insert name) did with that guys wife while he was in Iraq?

Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.

Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.

Really? He must have Potter's Disease.
by jbadroad January 3, 2013
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A Very Potter Musical

A parody-musical based on the Harry Potter-books. You'll find it on Youtube, or one of your friends (or even a total stranger) will nag you to see it in the near future.

The reason the phrase "totally awesome" now can trigger anything from a laughter-fit to a blank stare.

Often referred to as AVPM or VPM online.
Friend 1: That car was totally awesome!
Friend 2 collapses in laughter.
Friend 1: What? What's so funny about that?
Friend 2: You just reminded me of AVPM.
Friend 1: A what?
Friend 2: A Very Potter Musical! Come, I'll show you!
Friend 3: Again? Those songs get stuck in my head so easily, I'll be humming them for the next three days.
by FIND! July 19, 2009
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paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.
Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.
by Shy Son November 25, 2011
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