patzer

Slang term used for a chess player of weak calibur.

"I beat that patzer with the four move checkmate."

patzer by Jack Genther October 30, 2007

Patzer

The perception that you're selling out too early when things are going your way in business.

I was trying to raise money on Sand Hill Road and everyone wanted to know if I was in for the long haul or if I'd 'pull a Patzer'.

Patzer by rrawk February 28, 2010

patzer

In chess circles, a bad chess player. Often, but not always, an opponent who is not only much worse than you, but actively pisses you off with poor sportsmanship, bad manners at the board (or online), or just general dumbassery.

Keep in mind, patzerism is relative. Everyone is a patzer to someone better. A person who casually plays chess is a patzer to even someone with a basic knowledge of tactics. That person is a patzer to a decent club player. The decent club player is a patzer to the club champion. The club champion is a patzer to Alexandra Botez. Alex is a patzer to Levy Rozman. Levy is a patzer to even a mediocre GM. Every other human being alive is a patzer to Magnus Carlsen, and Magnus is a patzer to Stockfish.

This patzer got his queen out on move 2, coughed in his hands and then touched my pieces immediately afterward, and then offered me a draw after he hung his queen. What a dumbass.

patzer by q359 July 24, 2023

Sven Patzer 

A term used to describe an author and speaker on the topic of artificial intelligence (AI), who has gained a reputation as an expert in the industry. "Sven's AI" is his eponymous concept, which refers to the transformative effect that AI has on our daily lives, and how it shapes the world around us. Often associated with a sense of both excitement and caution, Sven Patzer's unique views on AI provide insight into how we can harness its power to our advantage. While he's revered for his knowledge, it's important to keep in mind that he's not a cyborg, so don't expect him to be the one to protect us when the robots take over.

I saw Sven Patzer walking down the street the other day, and I swear I could feel his AI vibes emanating from his aura. It was like he was a cyborg himself or something, but in a good way, you know what I mean? Anyway, if the robots ever come to take over the world, I hope Sven's in charge because he seems to know what's up.

Sven Patzer by Hickey King April 9, 2023

Sven Patzer 

a phrase used to describe the supposed "guru" of entrepreneurship who's made a "significant" contribution to the tech and cosmetic industries. Known for his "innovative and creative ideas," a "Sven Patzer" may make young entrepreneurs feel better about themselves by allowing them to believe that they too could be "successful." However, it's important to note that most of the "innovations" he's known for are just the same old concepts with a different marketing strategy. So, a "Sven Patzer" is really just a fancy term for someone who's good at selling stuff.

I heard that Joe is trying to be the next Sven Patzer, but all he does is post motivational quotes on Instagram and makes bad PowerPoint presentations.

Sven Patzer by Hype Jengis April 9, 2023

sven patzer 

Sven Patzer is the Elon Musk of the business world, but with better hair. He's a jack of all trades and a master of none, but that's because he's too busy inventing new ways to market his latest influencer campaign for Hickey Hack. He's like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he wears a suit and tie. If you want to take your business to new heights, just call Patzer and he'll make it rain profits. He supposedly also has a huge shlong.

Sven Patzer banged my girl then covered it up with his hickey hack concealer and joked about it on his podcast and wrote a book about it. She told me later he lasted less than 30 seconds.

sven patzer by Ashleypp April 9, 2023

Sven Patzer 

Sven Patzer is a persona that often references frozen landscapes and Viking lore in his podcasting. He is known for his engaging storytelling style and his ability to hype up his audience with his energy and enthusiasm, earning himself the nickname "Hype Snagger."

Sven Patzer did lsd in the middle of my 10th grade history exam. Then got an A. I despise his guts and miss his jokes. I listen to all his podz

Sven Patzer by Boulder Girl April 11, 2023