Ravi Patel

Absolute victim of life, general bellend but can be funny at times. Wonky glasses and a bit of a spastic but overall a nice dude.

"Not Jesus Christ, it's Ravi Patel"

by Geoman2 May 16, 2018

Hiral Patel

just another patel to add to the list.

you know another saturday night strollin through the phone book when i reach the P's i finally find patel so im scrollin through and i was baffeled that i seen 50 patels in the area. i was like yo weed up?

by steve October 28, 2003

samir patel

An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.

Man you really Samir Patel'd Halo while eating a bowl of chilis and getting laid.

by Nathan Reich April 20, 2008

Lana Patel

A bitch that breaks guys hearts. She baits you into liking her and seeming like a perfect woman and then just DESTROYS your mentality.

"Lana Patel broke my heart."

by kiddokiddie January 11, 2019

Mohammed Patel

A very dangerous chutiya(idiot)

There is a dangerous idiot who blew up the building

Must be mohammed patel

by ImDope69 November 24, 2021

Patel Brothers

A store that has a chapathi maker. It used to be cool but now it's meh.

"I get all my chapathis from Patel Brothers"
"Make them yourself, you lazy person"

by Redbedheaddead May 13, 2018

shyam patel

Stupid

Stupid Shyam Patel

by HondaSensai November 2, 2020